Don’t cum at JH Jespo: movies + sounds

As it was, recorded on tape, in sound and moves:

Anal Penetration:

Fizzy Medium:

Svartvit:

Kindvriendelijk:

Listen to – most of the sets – on Soundcloud.

As it was announced:

A new edition of Don’t cum if you don’t like noise coming at ya at JH Jespo, near Vertrijk station, Belgium. New location, and since it’s been such a long time with a massive line-up. Needless to say that the time-table below is just a wild guess.

14.00 fizzy medium
15.00 uncle bonobo
15.45 kleps
16.30 nobodies with nothing
17.15 innercity
18.00 svartvit
18.45 kindvriendelijk
19.30 gerard herman
20.15 anal penetration
21.00 beyt al tapes
21.45 bassmonk
22.30 portable noise kremator
23.00 ice king

Fizzy Medium
Semi-funky nose with acetaldehyde and a bit of malt.

Uncle Bonobo
Chill out and get in touch with your inner ape.

Kleps
Basically a duo of occultists believing in “round squares,” or simply put: mental slobs. Come and witness how a mix of 500mg of a hallucinogen and mescaline sulfate can change your life.

Nobodies with Nothing
We liked this guy so much last time he played in Tienen that we just had to jump on top of him. Get ready for an intense shake, but watch out for flying pieces of scrap metal though.

Svartvit
Harsh Noise Wall in English. Teringherrie in goed Nederlands. Get ready to be blown uit uw espadrillen.

Kindvriendelijk
Bring your kids with you only when they’re already deaf.

Gerard Herman
Multi-disciplined musician playing a wide range of instruments like balk, cassettedeck, glasplaat, hamer, hark, meetlat, saxofoon, spaanse gitaar, speeksel, stem, stoel, treinfluit, vibrator, virtuele synthesizer, zelfgebouwde synthesizer and Bert Aerts. He does not play ijskar, autodeur, claxon and gestolen klassieke muziek, which on his last record were played by guest-musicians.

Anal Penetration
Did it hurt?

Beyt Al Tapes
Hij maakt muziek met tapes, heeft twee katten en een spook. After a drunken night in Zanzibar Beyt Al Tapes has been very invisible under the name Agnus Dei Records. Two reasons to like Beyt Al Tapes: Floris Vanhoof. Beyt al Tapes is on Facebook. To be fully prepared for Beyt Al Tapes click here.

Bassmonk
A drop of live acid to make your motor tick again.

Portable Noise Kremator
Uneducated trashing. Doom by accident. Inside horror. Or none of the previous.  Released a lathe CDr on Produck called “No dedication” and a tape on Knife in the toaster called “Moeilijk doen”. We reckoned that at 22:30 the audience is drunk enough to face this guy’s legendary lack of humour.

Ice King
Belgium’s bravest bard.

Perfocilinne_101

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11 December 2011: Don’t cum if you don’t like noize!

Strap yourself for a next edition of “Don’t cum if you don’t like noize” featuring: Vom Grill, Cassis Cornuta, Dream Beverly Hills and Margriet Kicks-Ass. Happy Happy Happy Joy Joy!

Place to be: Café Leopold, Veemarkt, Tienen. Starts at 17:00!


Vom Grill
Voice + electronics + tapes

Die Birne pfeffern und von unten ölen. Für ca 5-10 Minuten auf den Grill geben bis die Schale schwarz ist und leicht abgezogen werden kann. Top tracks from Vom Grill: Zit En Braaf, Inderdaad, Glas and more. People who like Vom Grill also like Kosmische keuterboeren, Huur Is Duur, Floris Vanhoof, Opéra Mort and more.

Cassis cornuta
“Loner synth sound that makes your hangovers or lsd trips worth going for, the strangest beat oriented 303 and 808 acid snoop, and a combination of piss, wind and wood to bring back the good old plunderblur of the new blockaders.”

Dream Beverly Hills
Young Girl Records!

Dream beverly hills. DREAM BEVERLY HILLS – il faudra leur dire. · DREAM BEVERLY HILLS – ils nous oublieront. · DREAM BEVERLY HILLS – nous avons.

Margriet kicks Ass
Smoke, noise and self-built instrument.

After the midi-fader, the clean sinus goes directly into the cabinet, and thus will never be sinus again. The whole unit works as a filter in an opposite way (filter:* a device for suppressing electrical or sound waves of frequencies not required.) In this case: a device for amplifying soundwaves of required frequencies, caused by the energy of the wavefront of the soundwave, the iron starts to quake at particular frequencies and produces sounds. In this case the typically “engine-room-environment-cadence” of a big motorship (for example MS Stubnitz). Margriet Kicks-Ass is on Facebook. LinkedIn is the world’s largest business network, helping professionals like Margriet.

From Brighton to Jerusalem and back to Tienen

“La Posture du Cadavre”, a short movie (featuring Cybele “Blue Shift” Collins) which I finished a few weeks ago is going to be screened at CINECITY, The Brighton Film Festival, this weekend (on the 19th to be exact, at Nightingale). I also submitted it for a screening on the 8th of December at Open Screen, in Cinema Nova, Brussels. Pick your date and destination.

As for those living near Jerusalem (and that can’t make it to Brighton this weekend), make sure to pass by Formatology – an exhibition on hand-made underground music packaging. “Three Headed Sickbed”, a Portable Noise Kremator release I did in 2006, is part of the exhibition. A friendly Russian put the music up for download here. A trailer for the exhibition can be found below. “Three Headed Sickbed” can be seen in it as well.

The next edition of “Don’t cum if you don’t like noize” is taking place on the 11th of December. Place to be, as usual, is De Leopold on the Veemarkt in Tienen. Have confirmed so far: Dennis Tyfus and Cassis Cornuta. More names soon.

Update. I received some pictures from the organizer of Formatology showing “Three headed sickbed” as shown on the exposition. I’ve added them below for your viewing pleasure.

3 October 2011: Live in De Student met Portable Noise Kremator, DJ Diskoster, Weird Dust and Sunny Dispositions

Maandag 3 Oktober 2011
les concerts du néant absolu et de la mort présentent
@ the student, Schaarbeek
20u00 – entrance on donation
LIVE IN DE STUDENT
“Live in De Living” – was a series of gigs organised by Oli Diskoster (only on Mondays) in the livingroom of his appartment above Café De Aflaat in Tienen from 2003 till 2007.
This Monday 3 october in Brussels will be a modest tribute to the many noises that have been heared in Tienen during those events, with three of the main protagonists playing !
PORTABLE NOISE KREMATOR
Hoegaarden’s spectacular noise terror
DJ DISKOSTER
and his many tapes of love and rhythm
WEIRD DUST
analogue trance straight outta Tirlemont
SUNNY DISPOSITION
lo-fi pocket symphonies uit Brussel

au plaisir de vous y voir
http://lesconcertsduneantabsoluetdelamort.blogspot.com